COLOURPIG
Advance Air System · Brand Spine · Internal Use Only
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"I had to build it because all other colour companies forgot to."
Ian — creator of Colourpig Advance Air System. Forty years in colouring chairs. Schwarzkopf Master Colourist. L'Oréal Degree Qualified. Every week for four decades, the same problem walked through the door. Nobody in the industry fixed it. So Ian did.

With a unique air-driven system — no mixing involved — and carefully formulated PIGment colour designed to keep hair as close to its natural colour as possible. Revolutionary permanent grey coverage in a reusable dispenser. No mixing. No mess. No waste.
1M
The Mission

"I need 1 million people who need to cover grey to get behind me. I've made it for you. So now I need your help to make it the sensation it is."

The Manifesto · public, loud
"This is how you do colour in 2026!"
Category claim. Anti-mixing. Anti-waste. Belongs on packaging, the hero, the opening of every founder piece. Year-stamped on purpose — what came before is over.
The Signature · private, soft
"Now doesn't that look pretty?"
Ian's 40-year line. The reveal moment. Inside the box lid, closing beat of every founder cut. The customer is the verdict, never the brand.

Manifesto on the way in. Signature on the way out. Public confidence + private humility — that's the whole voice in two lines. Never let either drift into the other's register.

MIND — Brand-wide Laws

· Maintenance is dignity, not vanity.
· Use only what you need — chemistry decides what you need.
· The customer's verdict matters more than the industry's.
· Numbers, not claims.
· Reusable wins.
· We don't sell against ageing. We sell against beauty-industry BS.
· Pretty is a colourist's word. We use colourist words.
· The chair taught us everything. We just put it in a bottle.
· No chemistry experiments in the bathroom. Mixing is theatre. Mixing is waste.
· I've made it for you. The big brands had the chemistry, the distribution, the resources. They forgot to fix it. So we did.
· The brief is the product. Volume without direction is noise.
· Feels everywhere is the goal. Every woman's feed. Real life, not advertising.
These hold across every future range.

CONFLICT — The Enemy

"I had to build it because all other colour companies forgot to."
The beauty industry's manufactured excess — a category sized for problems we don't have, dressed up as a bathroom chemistry experiment.

Battle cries:
"Box dye was built for a head. You have a hairline."
"This is how you do colour in 2026. No mixing. No mess."
"Why are you still doing a chemistry experiment in your bathroom?"
Defection from the inside, not opposition for opposition's sake.

PRACTICES — Rituals

"NOW DOESN'T THAT LOOK PRETTY?"
brand signature — permanent, every range
PICK. PRESS. DONE.
this range only — future ranges get their own three-word mantra
"The Wednesday" · "Use what you need" · "That's a between-salons problem"

PROTAGONISTS

Ian — the chair-side voice. 40 years. Built it because nobody else did. Owns the reveal moment. The credential is the hook.

John — the workshop. Owns the engineering. The air-driven system exists because of John.

Everyday: The Necessary. Her shelf, her two minutes, her "I skipped the salon" moment.

The movement: 1 million people who need to cover grey. "I've made it for you. Now I need your help."
Technology
Proprietary Formula
PIGment Colour System

Ian's carefully formulated PIGment colour is designed to keep hair as close to its natural colour as possible. Permanent coverage. Professional-grade formula. The "PIG" in Colourpig is not an accident — it's the formula. The air-driven system delivers exactly the right amount of PIGment with each press. No mixing. No developer. No guesswork.

9
permanent base colours
100%
grey coverage
90%
less product waste
Product logic across ranges: chemistry decides application area. Permanent on new growth = 3cm of root. Anything that fades (gloss, tone) = root to tip. Treatments paired with colour = root to tip. The "two-minute / 3cm" framing is Range 1 only.

Range roadmap: R1 Permanent root touch-up (now) · R2 Clear gloss (planned, full-length shine) · R3 Toned gloss (planned, full-length colour refresh) · R4 Pre/post colour treatments (planned, paired with colour). 9 Brand-wide Laws + PIGment formula inherit. Both voices inherit. The dispenser stays — only the cartridge changes.

Founding offer: 30% off + priority allocation + complimentary first refill (first month free subscription). "Get behind me and I'll reward you."
Creative System
Hero Visual Signature · the format that does the work

The product is the protagonist. Not the creator. Not the founder. The Dispense — set in contrast against box-dye chaos — moves an audience from awareness stage 0 to stage 4 in 6 seconds, with no voiceover and no script. Every angle should remix one of the 7 hero shots and sit inside one of the 7 repeatable patter formats. The Dispense in the first 3 seconds, every time.

7 hero shots: The Dispense · The Contrast · The Cartridge Swap · The Application Beat · The Shelf · The Skip · The Reveal.

7 patter formats: POV: nobody told you · Wait for it · Things that just work · This vs that · Watch in real time · I cannot believe this is a thing in 2026 · Day 1 / Day 14 / Day 28.

The Ian & John Trust Formula · @justanothernurse parallel

Her secret is not virality. It is trust. A registered nurse earning $950K/month filming on her phone with no production budget. Ian and John already have everything she built — they just haven't put it on camera yet.

1 · Authority
The credential is the hook
40 years. Schwarzkopf Master Colourist. L'Oréal Degree Qualified. Before Ian says a word, who he is stops the scroll. "As a Schwarzkopf Master colourist, I would never use this on a client…"
2 · Honesty
Brutally honest by default
Ian and John's natural disposition — direct, sometimes blunt, always with Irish wit — is exactly what TikTok's algorithm rewards. The brutal honesty IS the content.
3 · Credibility
Results-driven, not feature-driven
"I've been watching this problem for 40 years and this is the first thing I'd actually use on a client." Felt experience + professional filter. The body is the subject, not the product.
Winning video structure: 0–3s Hook (surprise or result — never the product name first) → 3–20s Demo (hands in frame) → 20–40s The Professional Verdict ("I've been doing this for 40 years and here's what I actually think") → Final 5s Soft CTA ("It's in the shop.") · Sweet spot: 45–60 seconds. Post-publish: reply to every comment in video form — the audience becomes the content queue.
Three Universal Creator Formats · every creator in the army produces these three
① "I'm a No. X"
Creator holds the dispenser with the shade number visible and declares their number. Ian's insight: "You know your shoe size, your dress size, your bra size. Hair colour is the one thing women use for decades and most don't know their number. Colourpig gives it to them."
"I'm a No. 5. What's yours?" — no script beyond that. The number is the hook.
② The No-Brainer Dispense
Creator shows the Dispense as if it is the most obvious thing in the world. Tone: "why would you do it any other way?" No explanation. No voiceover. One press. Done. The implied contrast with box dye lives in the absence of all that noise.
Brief: show it working. Let the simplicity speak. Don't justify it — just do it, on camera, like it's obvious.
③ ASMR Unbox
Slow unpack with crisp sound design. The pop of the lid. The click of the cartridge. The tap on the bowl. The satisfying sounds are the creative. No script. Works as sensory hook and engineering demo simultaneously.
Brief: capture every sound. High-quality mic. Slow motion. "Sound on. 🔊" as opening caption.
The Nano Army Model · Medicube proof point
10B+
views/month from nano influencer army (Medicube — K-beauty giant)
Nano army
Many small creators, tight brief
Robust brief
Three Universal Formats
Feels everywhere
Brand ubiquity, no celebrity

"The brief is the product. Volume without direction is noise." — 200 creators found → 50 shipped → 20 posting → brand in every feed. Same model. Different bathroom.

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